One last tango before the cruel summer

A bizarre sexual orientation has governed the student newspaper at UNC-Greensboro for years — see, for example, here, here, and most recently here. So what will its editors choose to run as its last words to students for the semester?

Poking fun at campus news items in verse

Lyrically dealing with UNCG and N.C. A&T’s desire for bell towers, UNC-CH’s desire for a cancer center, and a young man’s desire for UNC-CH.